Rays beat Sox in 7 : Argh

Phillies beat Rays for World Series : Who cares by now.

Yankees sign any free agent worth more than the GDP of the U.S. economy in order to (re)build their unholy tower of Babel

Manny insists he’ll work at a Denny’s if they pay him…and they might be the only ones who might.

The Hanging Curve cracks the top 10 for Google search “Rich Harden Injury”. Massive traffic coming our way! (Although…man I got burnt on that timeline (for the first time in Harden’s career ever) and boy is my face going to be red for 6-8 weeks)

A mass amount of arbitration deniers get hammered – the prime example being Red Sox captain Jason Varitek – signing for a one year five million dollar deal. Boras and Varitek ate some crow, which is nice to see. Maybe he’ll respond by hitting above a buck ninety.

Bonds took Roids/A-Rod took roids/Giambi took roids – hell, Giambi might have sold some to your mom. He’s back with his old pal Billy Beane in Oakland for the 2009 season – Beane being famous for his willingness to play a giant bag of dogshit in the field so long as it hits like a steroid-using Alex Rodriguez (one of many cheap shots to come).

Pitchers and catchers report Feb. 12. We’ll try to do some more updates and cover a bit of the World Baseball Classic. The USA or “Team Re-cover” has got a lot of bad press, but I’m gonna go out on a wild limb here and call for a USA victory. NOW LET’S GET DRUNK AND LISTEN TO POP COUNTRY WHILE WE DRINK COORS!

I notice from our site-tracking that someone has come here after doing a Yahoo! search for my little pony panties.  Sick fuck.  Fortunately all he got was a loadful of my hatred towards a Yahoo! sports “journalist” interviewing former-President still-criminal Bush.

Many more to come as I think of them~